how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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