Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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