youre lurking in front of me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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