She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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