we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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