But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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