Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
wow bdsm is so cute
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