32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just had sex bonerless
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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