He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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