I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i think i just lost a toe
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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