Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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