I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
home. puking in laundry basket.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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