just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
