it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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