i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You were trust falling into bushes
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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