Do you still have your period?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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