we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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