id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I did not marry a roomba.
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