god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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