I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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