its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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