I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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