ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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