Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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