We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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