I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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