oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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