She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My breasts were aching with rage.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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