So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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