So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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