Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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