I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
