Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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