Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Shame - the story of my life.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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