What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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