Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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