what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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