I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We are all done wearing pants today
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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