so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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