at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
