you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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