My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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