I want to stick my p in your. b.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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