It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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