oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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