proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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