we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
love makes seman taste better
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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