Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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