tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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