Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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