At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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